Most popular rules of Hollywood
Posted on May 27th, 2009
by
Farzad
10- The hero defuses the time bomb just one second before it blows up.
9- The hero's girlfriend continues to have perfect hair style despite all the stunts, even after falling in a pile of mud
8- The enemy fires hundreds of rounds of bullets and it might injure the hero, but the hero takes out the enemy with just one shot
7- The hero continues running faster than the enemy despite the bullet in the knee
6- The girlfriend will put bandage on the wound
5- They will kiss if rated PG, they will have sex if rated PG-13/R
4- The enemy is either from another planet or from a Muslim country
3- The monster eats the black guy first, and then takes the woman hostage
2- The monster hides in a Catholic Church, and perhaps was created by a priest
1- The monster gets blown into pieces, but an egg remains for the sequal
9- The hero's girlfriend continues to have perfect hair style despite all the stunts, even after falling in a pile of mud
8- The enemy fires hundreds of rounds of bullets and it might injure the hero, but the hero takes out the enemy with just one shot
7- The hero continues running faster than the enemy despite the bullet in the knee
6- The girlfriend will put bandage on the wound
5- They will kiss if rated PG, they will have sex if rated PG-13/R
4- The enemy is either from another planet or from a Muslim country
3- The monster eats the black guy first, and then takes the woman hostage
2- The monster hides in a Catholic Church, and perhaps was created by a priest
1- The monster gets blown into pieces, but an egg remains for the sequal

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This is very funny. I can take it with me to the movies.