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Most popular rules of Hollywood

Posted on May 27th, 2009 by Farzad : The Wailing Reed Farzad
10- The hero defuses the time bomb just one second before it blows up.

9- The hero's girlfriend continues to have perfect hair style despite all the stunts, even after falling in a pile of mud

8- The enemy fires hundreds of rounds of bullets and it might injure the hero, but the hero takes out the enemy with just one shot

7- The hero continues running faster than the enemy despite the bullet in the knee

6- The girlfriend will put bandage on the wound

5- They will kiss if rated PG, they will have sex if rated PG-13/R

4- The enemy is either from another planet or from a Muslim country

3- The monster eats the black guy first, and then takes the woman hostage

2- The monster hides in a Catholic Church, and perhaps was created by a priest

1- The monster gets blown into pieces, but an egg remains for the sequal
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Jessica : The Evolutionary Connector - Gaia
about 4 hours later
Jessica said

This is very funny. I can take it with me to the movies.

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