2000-2008 Keywords

Dot Com bust
9/11
Enron
Afghan war
GITMO
Patriot Act
Spying on innocent citizens
Torture
Water boarding
Highest gas prices ever
Highest food prices ever
Highest inflation ever
Highest oil prices ever
Lowest GDP ever
Lowest stock market ever
Lowest morale ever
Lowest reputation ever
Real estate bust
Take your shoes off at the airport
Credit crunch
Iraq war
Fannie Mae, Indy Mac, Freddie Mac
Largest deficit ever
Largest foreclosures ever
Largest bad debt ever
Worst economy since the great depression
Katrina
Abu Ghraib tortures
Haditha massacre
Bear Sterns, Lehman Brothers, Meryl Lynch
Lay offs
Halliburton
Carl Rove
Halliburton concentration camps
Jobs going offshore
Americans immigrating to Canada
Funny Bush quotes
Preemptive strikes, first ever since WWII
Bail out
Moose
Mission Accomplished
Before 9/11
After 9/11
Duct tape
Anthrax
Ground zero
Violations of Geneva Conventions
Violations of human rights
Violations of the US Constitution
Shot in the face
White House resignations
Hockey mom
57 States
Sikhs kicked off of flights
My friends
Threatening the sovereign nation of Iran with nuclear attacks
Pronouncing nuclear "new killer"
Polls
Long lines
Hope
Change
...and finally, my favorite:

"The Countdown!"